Heather to 6 months

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	Please don't feed the monkey.
	Please DO feed the monkey.
	Nothing like a cold Shiner to help ease teething pain. (The can's not open, for you people who think we'd actually give a baby beer.)
	Heather finds a playmate just her size. Katarina (left) is just 3 1/2 months older than Heather.
	Heather (left) and Katarina (right) are not even friends for a day before they let a guy come between them. Nicholas (center) is just 5 weeks old.
	After a hard day of napping, Heather likes to relax in the pool.
	Heather models this year's swimwear fashions.
	This is one of my favorite pictures. Scott took it, which is why it's so good.
	An unhappy Heather, fresh from a ride in the car. (Heather hates to ride in the car.)
	This is a good happy picture. Most of the ones I take are out of focus.
	Scott says I look "enigmatic" here. I think I just look tired. Heather looks "enigmatic" though, which she always does right before she spits up. :)
Historical Images and Commentary
Heather and her mommy, taken two hours after birth (Heather is the one on the right)	Details, details Heather joined the family at 8:37 PM Wednesday, 15th January 2003. She weighed 7 pounds and was 20 inches long. She is a sixth-generation Texan and a first-generation American. The best-laid schemes... Heather's mommy was glad to finally have her after a 48 hour labor. Heather's daddy was glad it wasn't him and that he didn't have to watch the whole thing when he could instead be eating a stale Twix™ and watching Mexican soap operas in a waiting room full of total strangers who spoke no Inglés.
Although a home birth was planned, a hospital birth became necessary when, despite all efforts, Heather continued to ignore her womb eviction notice. With sufficient coaxing, she eventually complied and was born the old-fashioned way with two wonderful midwives in attendance...all this in spite of a room full of expensive electronic machines capable of going "ping!" After being pronounced human by a licensed pediatrician early the next morning, Heather was allowed to go home. Her parents soon realized the logistical challenges of caring for a tiny person incapable of ordering pizza or driving herself to Wendy's when she wants a snack.
Heather at a week old	Her mother discovered that it is actually possible to design a web page with a sleeping baby on your lap.
Heather wondering why mommy's photographs are always so overexposed
While she's always pretty, here Heather is pretty mad
This page last changed 21 July 2003. Heather changed as often as required.